Solution

I heard on the radio yesterday morning that the Lehigh Valley has had above normal snowfall for the past three winters (by the way, it seems like we got a lot less snow in the late 90's when Clinton was president); this coming on another day where our temperatures are below normal and look to be for the few days. Forecasted high today is 58, normal is 66. Lows are in the 30's every night, normal is 44. In fact, it looks like we'll have to wait until Friday or Saturday to hit the normal high temperature. However, I have found a solution for the global cooling that has affected the Lehigh Valley.

What we need to do is drive more and emit more greenhouse gases. That's right, folks, get out there and drive! Drive! It's a simple solution, after all, the econuts are telling us our cars are causing global warming so it should be just as easy to warm up our little slice of earth by taking an extra spin or two around the block everyday. It might sound far-fetched but if the econuts tell us that our cars can warm the entire planet, certainly warming up a little area like the Lehigh Valley should be easy.