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5 charged in GOP tire slashings
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Sunday, November 05, 2006
5 charged in GOP tire slashings
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Dead Rat egregiously lifted kernel headers from FreeBSD. Collectively, then, are the Linux community to blame?
The problems of the Rethuglicans, in contrast, appear to be nearly endemic.
endemic, huh? Of course, let's not forget Ted the Red (also known as Ted "I'll call my lawyers before I call the police on 07/18/69), the Klansman Senator in WV, the late Gerry Studds and his exploits (God rest his Soul), and the Clinton's Whitewater and subsequent mysterious deaths of several Clinton associates, and so it goes...
I know the wingnut mind is hardwired for false dichotomies, so this may be hard to understand...but: I think many, if not most Democrats are pussies as well.
Ted Kennedy sucks. He, like George W Bush, is another good example of why the poison ethyl alcohol is bad.
I don't know if Robert Byrd ever repented for his actions, but I doubt it. Strom Thurmond is actually a lot better in this respect because he even went as far as setting up an amateur black porn site on Geocities to support his illegitimate child. For this I must commend him.
Fritz Hollings is also a bugger for spearheading all this DMCA nonsense.
But Studds was nowhere near as bad as Mark Foley. To say otherwise would be comparing apples and...bricks, I guess.
I don't know enough about Whitewater to really address that. But I generally don't tell 'mysterious death' conspiracy stories while shining a flashlight upwards into my face any more than I follow stories of alien abductions, Nostradamus, or ghosts, except for purposes of entertainment. This is because they almost universally have extremely flimsy evidence to back them up. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc? Maybe, maybe not.
Out of sheer morbid curiousity, I browsed the Boycott Liberalism site linked to above.
The first logical failure I noticed was an apparent conflation of liberalism, a set of beliefs, with a party, the Democrats. They're not really going after the EU or anyone else in the world 'moral majority' much on this site, so they may as well have called it www.boycottdemocrats.com, which would be a much more accurate representation of their views.
Personally, I would be happy to have voted for Bertrand Russell, the liberal (or 'LIE-beral' on Freak Rethuglic), for PA Senator. His brain was so magnificent while he was living, that he would probably trump Casey and Santorum (who is an idiot) both, even in death. And if he ever got in a fight with George W. 'Pussy' Bush, he would probably manage to win somehow too.
The next thing I noticed is that our crummy governor Ed Rendell, is mentioned nowhere on that list. Honestly, with his atrocious catering to special interests, who was asleep at the wheel on the research over there? If I can dig up 60+ Republican pedophiles, I'm sure Boycott Liberalism can find at least 60+ corrupt Democrats for that page. Damn...
I also noticed whoever the hell edits the site has never heard of the 'li' tag and other basics of text formatting, as well as an endorsement for a book on 'intelligent design' née creation 'science' in the Product of the Week archive.
I needed to see one more major gaffe for this lame website to flush any credibility it ever had down the toilet, and found it very quickly: the laughable way they championed one thuggishly violent religion (Christianity) over another (Islam). Their axons must be greased with doublethink to suggest that the goregasmic history of Christianity falls even a hair short of the atrocities of Islam. If a jealous God turns Samaria into a wasteland because they won't practice his religion---boo hoo hoo, then aborts the fetuses of all the Samaritan women out of spite (*snicker*), then kills these same women by ripping them to shreds, then pulverizes all the infants, is He not practicing genocide? War criminal!
What's even more scandalous is that His son was a lieberal loonie who didn't like to work, hung out with questionable people (i.e., 'whores'), and even chased the Krispy Kreme franchise out of the megasynagogue. I hear he even smashed his draft tablet. When the lieberals raise our taxes, perhaps we should remember that we have an eight trillion dollar debt and the quote "render therefore unto Caesar..."
People like Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter need to think before they speak---and shut their f***ing mouths.
Sounds like you don't like anybody. If Russell were alive today, he would be smart enough to stay out of politics.
Forgetting an HTML tag is not indicative of poor credibility, either. Don't be too critical of those kind of gaffes. Content and function are generally more important than appearance and the two are not always related. You sound like you might be quite a bit younger than me because I used to be critical of little things too.
By the way, if you have a site, give me the URL. You certainly have a lot to say.
Yes, I do have a website, but I'm not passing out the URL until I clean up that awful, l337-looking mess.
And, no, I don't like anybody. Well, that's not exactly true. I have a very small circle of friends who (I think) understand me. If it weren't for them and omnicompletion in vim, I would probably turn into dust like a Morgul blade.
For instance, there is much concern in America over the recent rise of a number of Eastern countries. I would not sweat it too much, and here's why:
India: once you invent place value and negative numbers (as well as early forms of calculus?), and write the Mahabharata and the Ramayana, you can only go downhill. Enough said.
Korea: some extremely brilliant people, but mostly backwards, vulgar, xenophobic, soju-chugging, chain-smoking, soccer hooligan imbeciles who have scarcely advanced past Neanderthal level (with a streak of misogyny, just to seal the deal). My Internet connection may be slower, but I'll live.
Viet Nam: whose traditionally agrarian society engendered cooperation and sacrifice above all else; LAME My motto is: "There's no I in team, but there are two I's in Vin Diesel. F*** you, team."
China: they picked Confucius over Lao Tzu. THEY PICKED CONFUCIUS OVER LAO TZU. And then they shoved it down the throats of the last two countries I mentioned. Now all three of them have 36-hour work days because of this completely random bullshitter. Good job...chumps.
Japan: #1 validation of Sturgeon's Law in the world. Ruby, The Great Wave as fractal artwork, and Yellow Magic Orchestra are good. OTOH, the Tale of Genji may have been the first novel ever written, but it was a boring, turgid piece of shit nonetheless. This summarizes 90% of the rest of Japan.
...and the rest are now hollow shells of what were once vast, splendid, and mighty empires, now laughing stocks not even worth mentioning in this feeble Jeremiad. One can find heavily discursive arguments on places like Lao Hub about who sired what lineage and which territories belong to whom, down to the very last excruciating inch. One common theme binds them all together, though, regardless what the enraged participants think about which issue: viz., NOBODY CARES.
It would really make my day if Than Shwe, dickhead leader of Burma, orchestrated a second sack of Ayutthaya, former capital of Thailand. After all, if the city didn't live up its namesake---a corruption of the Sanskrit word for 'indestructable'---the first time, then why should it survive a second smackdown? If he decides to do this, I must know, for I will gladly dismantle Wat Phra Ram piece by piece with a sledgehammer until nothing is left but several oddly shaped heaps of rubble, YES.
Nix that.
That's what Gautama would have wanted, actually.
He commanded all his followers not to build any images of him. Of course, they immediately pissed on his words, starting with Ashoka.
So it looks like Wat Phra Ram is safe.
Nyahaha, screw you, Buddha! I win!
...and if you really want to know what it feels like to be raped in both ear canals, listen to the average J-Pop act. I did once and it was so terrible, I had to drive two rusty roofing nails through both of my hands and into a table to stave off the insane urge to perforate both my ear drums. This raises the question of how I nailed both hands to a table. The answer is simple: I used my forehead.
is that you, Shimon Bar Kochba?
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