"It's been so warm lately..."

Q: "So how warm has it been?"

A: "It's been so warm, that activists had to rename 'a national day of citizen action on global warming' to a 'climate change' rally." [Link]

It appears that they didn't have time to reprint the signs.

"Global warming rally cut short by cold weather"

That's a great headline; someone send it to Jay Leno. That belongs there with "Nothing destroyed in fire, but damage near $100,000" or "City increasing speed limit to slow down drivers" or "High crime areas said to be safer."

Perplexed in Poughkeepsie 
Dear Advice Man,

Why does my iTunes take so long to download? Is it because of global warming?

Also, every time I try to cuddle with my girlfriend, she says "Cuckoo" and pops back into her little wooden house. Then I have to wait a whole hour just to see her again. Do I need another girlfriend? Or is that global warming too?

-Perplexed in Poughkeepsie

Dear Perplexed in Poughkeepsie,

Once you dig yourself out from the snow, peddle (or drive if you're buying carbon offsets) over to your local movie rental place and rent an Al Gore movie. Things are only going to get warmer up there in Poughkeepsie and best guess is by July or August it will be just downright hot.

"BusinessWeek Credits 'Savvier Media' With Silencing Warming Opposition"

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